Clearly unambitious thief steals random loot, for some reason
On January 4, a 57-year-old male reported that someone broke into a box truck and stole boat paddles, a smelter pot, a desk lamp, a set of copper welder leads, a hose, and a door cart. Officers filed a report for burglary and criminal damage to property in the 9700 block of Condray Road. The loss is approximately $835.
$6.5k? Must’ve been some nice golf clubs
On January 4, a 22-year-old male reported that someone stole his unlocked white 2006 Chevrolet Cobalt with a set of Slazenger golf clubs inside. Officers filed a report for theft in the 2400 block of Vaughn Drive in Manhattan. The loss is approximately $6,500.
Good luck finding a replacement
On January 4, a 30-year-old female reported that someone stole a PlayStation 5 from a box delivered to her home. Officers filed a report for theft in the 3300 block of Woodduck Way in Manhattan. The loss is approximately $500.